Conversations with my mother: Heart Attack?

Published December 1, 2014 by Rebecca Martin

Mom: Why does it smell like spaghetti sauce in here?

Me: (long pause) Are you having a heart attack?

Mom: (confused) What?!

Me: You know how some people smell toast when they’re having a heart attack? It makes sense to me that we would smell spaghetti sauce.

Mom: (wait for it………) HAHAHAHAHA. (exits stage left to go take a shower.)

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